Word for word

At her soccer game recently, Paige struggled to keep up with a fairly rough player on the other team. She plopped down next to me and said, "Doesn't she realize this is a soccer game, NOT a wrestling match?!?"

When Elle saw Christian getting out of the shower, she looked at his *ahem* male anatomy and said, "Bubba! Your 'gina scary!!"

After Elle burped, she said, "I just tooted in my mouth."

When Mike said something to Paige that she apparently didn't like, she said, "You're being such a father."

Elle's new favorite phrase is "You're fweepy." (creepy)