Did you really just say that?

Ever since my kids were born, I have kept a Word document for each of them recording little things in their lives. "4 months - turned over; 8 months - first tooth" .... As they start talking, I record what words they say and exactly how they say them (Paige used to say 'aahpay' for airplane). As they get older, I record life events or achievements. The best part of their lists, though, are the funny things they say. The kids and I love to look back over them and laugh at some of the things they have said. Just thought I'd share a few of my favorites.

Christian:
* After saying his prayers and asking for the baby in mommy's tummy to be blessed, he added, "And please bless the boy in daddy's tummy."
* Looking at a picture of Jesus ascending to heaven on a cloud, he asked, “Is Jesus saying, ‘To infinity and beyond!’?”
* When he asked what daddy did at work, I told him that dad was an attorney. Later when Mike came home, Christian said, "Dad, you are an aturkey!"
* “Mom, is ‘What the hell’ a bad word?”
* “Paige is like a buffalo in a Chinese shop.” (a bull in a china shop)

Haley:
* Don’t worry, mom, I didn’t say ‘dumb.’ I said ‘damn.’”
* Took one look at mommy's outfit and said, "Mommy, I’m not sure that works.”
* “Christian, you always complain about eating your dinner. I don’t complain. Even if it’s disgusting, I just eat it!”
* While Mike was serving as bishop, Haley said, "Mom, we’re kind of the boss family of the ward, huh?"
* “So Nephi and his family sailed across the ocean and landed in Neverland.”

Paige:
* “We don’t call names, stupid Haley!”
* "This Diet Coke is tasty to me.”
* Paige was upset when mommy said she had to buckle her seat belt. She said, “Just because I don’t want to be in this family anymore! I want a new mommy.” I said, “Really? What kind of mommy do you want?” She said, “A mommy with prettier hair than you.”
* She tipped our Lladro Christus statue over onto herself, breaking his arm off in the process and scratching her own arm. She came crying to Mommy saying, “Jesus hurt me!”
* “What if pee pee and poo poo could talk? They would say, ‘Help! I’m trapped in this bum!'”

Elle:
* Loves to shout "Mom!!" at the top of her lungs.
* Walks around the house singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, except the words are "Up-a-bup-a-bup-a-high."
* Says "Beat!" (which means 'eat') the very minute we pick her up out of bed in the morning.